Ten Ways Human Are Disgusting, Confession of a Siamese

Description

Ten Ways Humans Are Disgusting
Confession of a Siamese
by Teacher Emil Antoan

Step into a world turned upside down—where humans are no longer the clever ones, but the curious, confusing, and downright disgusting creatures… at least through the eyes of a cat.

In this witty, beautifully illustrated story, Duchess the Siamese cat gathers her fellow felines to reveal the shocking truth about humans. From their strange bathing habits to their obsession with glowing screens, every page delivers humor, imagination, and a fresh perspective that will have children (and adults) laughing, thinking, and reflecting.

But beneath the playful sarcasm lies something deeper.

This is not just a story about cats judging humans—it is a clever, engaging mirror that invites readers to reflect on behavior, habits, and what it truly means to be human. Through humor and storytelling, children begin to see everyday actions in a new light.

As shown throughout the story—from humans “using water instead of their tongues” to their odd fascination with objects and routines —the narrative playfully challenges what we often take for granted.

What Makes This Book Special

• A unique, humorous perspective told entirely from a cat’s point of view
• Rich, elegant illustrations that capture emotion, curiosity, and storytelling
• Encourages self-awareness, observation, and critical thinking in children
• Perfect balance of fun, imagination, and subtle life lessons
• Engaging for both children and adults—ideal for shared reading

Perfect For

• Families with children (recommended up to 9–12 years old)
• Classrooms exploring storytelling, perspective, and character
• Speech, drama, and creative expression sessions
• Parents and educators who want meaningful, discussion-based reading

Bonus: Included Worksheets for Deeper Learning

This book goes beyond reading—it becomes an experience.

Included are 3 engaging and practical worksheets designed to extend learning:

1. Why Cats Are Amazing – Observation Explorer
   Children observe, reflect, and express what makes cats special
2. Be the Cat! (Action & Imagination)
   Movement-based activities that build imagination and embodiment
3. A Cat with a Kind Heart
   Encourages empathy, kindness, and emotional understanding

These worksheets (found at the end of the book) transform the story into interactive learning, helping children connect ideas to real-life behavior and character development

A Final Thought

You may start this book laughing at humans…

…but you might just finish it seeing yourself a little differently.

And perhaps—just perhaps—understanding why the cats have been watching us all along.