Bedtime But Jack Gives Zero F***s (18+ only)

Description

Bedtime… But Jack Gives Zero F*cks

A humorous bedtime story for adults who understand the struggle

Not every bedtime is peaceful.
Not every child drifts off with a smile.

Sometimes, bedtime turns into a quiet battle of wills…
And sometimes, a little one simply gives zero f*cks.

This gentle, funny, and relatable illustrated story follows Jack, a determined little rebel who would rather stack blocks, run down hallways, and hide behind curtains than go to sleep. Through patience, warmth, and quiet moments, Jack slowly discovers that rest might not be the enemy after all.

Written as a children’s storybook for adults, this title blends simple storytelling, soft humor, and a meaningful message about the importance of rest, routine, and calm guidance.

***Free Gift if you order today: An activity book for adults! Currently being completed, we will send a copy to your email when it is ready in 2-3 days. Promise – I am excited to share! So get your copy of this book today! (and if you’re on Kindle, its in there too!) – Teacher Emil

Why readers love this book

• Lighthearted, honest bedtime humor for grown-ups

• Simple, storybook-style language with a warm ending

• A relatable look at real bedtime moments

• A thoughtful gift for parents, educators, and caregivers

Here is a sample of the first pages… (not censored)

Perfect for:

• Parents who know the bedtime struggle

• Teachers and educators with a sense of humor

• Baby shower or new parent gifts

• Anyone who enjoys gentle, relatable storytelling

A soft reminder at the heart of the story

Even when bedtime feels frustrating, rest helps tomorrow become brighter, calmer, and more joyful.

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About the Author
Teacher Emil Antoan

Teacher Emil Antoan is an educator, curriculum designer, and founder of Stage for Kids Global, an international creative education organisation dedicated to building confidence, communication skills, and strong character in children through drama, storytelling, art, and expressive learning.

With more than two decades of experience working with children, educators, and organisations around the world, Teacher Emil has trained students and teachers across multiple countries, including Japan, the United States, Malaysia, the United Kingdom, and Singapore. His work focuses on practical, joyful, and character-centred education that helps children grow into confident, expressive, and kind individuals.

As a behaviour technologist and specialist in curriculum development, he has created numerous programs in communication, literacy, drama, musical theatre, storytelling, and character education for young learners. His teaching philosophy is rooted in the belief that classrooms should be filled with care, discipline, inspiration, and positive energy—so that every child leaves feeling braver, happier, and more motivated to pursue their dreams.

Known for his unique teaching style, Teacher Emil blends professionalism with playfulness. He is structured and disciplined in his approach, yet wonderfully fun, a little wonky, and delightfully weird in the best possible way—using humor, imagination, and unexpected moments to keep children engaged and inspired. His sessions are energetic, creative, and full of personality, because he believes learning should never be dull or lifeless.

Through his books, workshops, enrichment programs, and digital resources, Teacher Emil continues to support parents, educators, and schools around the world with practical tools that make learning meaningful, creative, and full of heart.

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